Saturday, May 30, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPTAIN DUMBASS

This blog is dedicated to my OLDEST brother, happy birthday Chad. I have put together a collection of photos MWAH HA HA HA HA. and a short video for him. Seeing how I only have 30 followers he better put a link to me on his blog.......or else I will get his password from Supreme Leader......... video

Now for some photos......



Here is a good old shot of the captain with his two front teeth missing, taken back in the 50's(tee hee hee)



Here he is with our brother Aaron. Check out that styling tassel vest!!!!!





Here's one of me and my brother at the park.



Ahhh My big brother teaching me how to gamble, that's some sweet wallpaper back there.

A more serious side of the Captain



The Captain after a few glasses of wine


Here's us on his wedding day!


Here's us on my wedding day!!


And finally a shot from our other brothers wedding day!! Hope you enjoyed.

Love ya big bro!!

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

It's that time again....Random Tuesday Brain Farts... I mean thoughts

Oh where to begin.... I had a yard sale this weekend, thankfully we got rid of almost everything, including our microwave. Yes we got rid of it because they are evil, not evil hunt you down and kill you while you are sleeping but changing the molecular structure of your food evil, so we decided to get rid of it, we don't really use it anyways other than microwave popcorn(which I just found out carries the same crap as the plastic bottles you aren't suppose to use) But however there are times when one needs a microwave, like when you buy and extra large double double at Tim Horton's and can't quite suck it back fast enough....sigh.

Also this weekend I bought my son a poster, he has just moved his room down to the basement and wanted some posters, so he picked one out that had a huge skull on it. ok, that's fine. Til I bring the freaking thing home and hang it up. The skull is covered in little satanic symbols WTF???? So I had to get rid of that quick, had to bribe the boy, traded him the poster for 2 different, non satanic posters.

Here's a great conversation between me and my son and his friend after going to a track meet

Me: How did you guys do?
The Boy: We didn't even place, those other kids were so good
The Boy's Friend: Ya the kids from Parkcrest are on steroids
Me:Umm I don't think so
The Boy's Friend: Ya they are man, the whole school takes steroids, that's why they are so fast
Me: Maybe they just practiced more than you
The boy: Whatever

Here's another gem of a conversation. My son wanted a pair of Croc's, you know those fugly shoes that everybody seems to own, which I swore I would never own. But my son wanted a pair so

Father and son are eating breakfast while I try to sneak in a few more moments of sleep before getting up
The Boy: Hey dad, mom bought me a pair of those shoes...you know cocks
Dad: Um I think you mean crocs
The Boy: Oh ya, right crocs


What other randomness can I give you. Went and saw a specialist(the same guy who has done all 5 of my knee surgeries) So I am sitting in his office and he looks and me and says that my knee doesn't look swollen. Are you freaking kidding me? Um ya well it was the size of a football 7 weeks ago when I made the app. Then he tells me to wait til it swells again then I am to come in immediatly so he can stick a giant needle in my knee to suck out the fluid to see what it is....Good times people, good times.

Lastly if my brother reads this it should be a post for his He blogs/She blogs blog.

What is the deal with nakedness in the public pool change rooms. Now I am not a prude or anything but I am not one to flash my junk in the change room. I always go into the change room or bathroom and get changed there. I started taking my kids to the YMCA for swimming lessons, and they leave a few lanes open for lap swimmers. So the other day I was taking my kids to go swimming before their lessons, we were heading back to the change room so I could get dressed. When you head into the change room you walk through the showers then a narrow( and when I say narrow I mean narrow when you have to walk by a naked woman) so my daughter and I walk in and there is this naked woman late 40's maybe early 50's standing in the narrow hallway butt freaking naked with a towel over her head and she was drying her hair, now people get a visual, naked lady, narrow hallway, vigorously towel drying of hair, body parts shaking, wide eyed 7 year old, mom trying to squeeze her and her daughter by without contact. So that's my randomness for this Tuesday, click on the button and join in on the madness!!!!



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I'll leave you with a few photo's
Went to check in on my kids the other day to see what they were up to......




This is one of my favorite pics of my daughter taken years ago.



And here is one of my son 8 years ago....they grow so fast!

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Death of a Spider



Camera Critters


This week it's all about spiders. I caught this guy last year...another spider tried to hang out in his web...........







He made short work of that little guy!!!!

Sunday, May 17, 2009

This ones for you Captain Dumbass!!!

So awhile back my brother was painting his kids room and they wrote on the walls, so while painting my daughters soon to be room we decided that that would be fun.........ordinarily I do not let my children swear...honestly. This however is for her uncle so enjoy!!!!! video

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Camera Critters



Camera Critters


Click on the button to see more camera critter pictures!!!

This week for camera critters It's all about my kitty Shamu...and one shot of my crazy dog!!!










Thursday, May 14, 2009

AH HA HA HA

OMG I just saw this song and laughed my ass off, it's so true!!!!

Pregnant woman are smug

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

RANDOM TUESDAY PEOPLE

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So I realized it has been a week since I sat down and wrote? Have I been busy? Not overly. Sometimes I just find it hard to write something interesting, but every week Tuesday comes along and Hello! It's random thoughts people there is not to much brain work in that. So here I go

Last Friday it was my friends(ya you blogger stalker)birthday, so we decided to head out for our second annual birthday Tattoo and lunch day. Well really second annual for her with the tattoos, I got #18 done. I didn't really have a tattoo that I NEEDED at the moment, but hey, I can't go into Rocky's Tattoo parlor and not get some ink! Si I decided on a small one on my wrist, after It was done I realized I needed to get the other one touched up so it is as bright as the new one!



I had a crazy dream the other night and what better day to share it than today. So In my dream we decided to have another baby, only I couldn't carry it so my husband did (I know, right!) anyways he went and had the baby and forgot to tell me(typical man) so It was now 4 or 5 days after he had the baby that he decided to tell me (I guess he was still really fat and I didn't notice?) anyways I started freaking out and screaming at him that If I didn't bond with the child in the first 2 days it was useless. then I woke up.

My knee is still sore, but I have to work, bitch,bitch,bitch, I know but hey! I need to get the hours because If I leave work now on a med leave then once I see the specialist in a month and tells me I need surgery and can possible have it done in 6 months....well then I will probably need the med leave then.

What else........ here's some more front yard pictures, I think I might just change my blog into just pictures, because I always have those!!!






Head over to Keely's to join in on the craziness