Tuesday, January 6, 2009

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I was working on a blog about my fish Turk.

such a handsome boy!

Turk lives in a 55 gallon aquarium, he used to have an albino oscar named JD who lived with him as well as a huge pleco(sucker fish) named "sucka". Anyways the 3 of them lived happily together, until one day we noticed the sucker fish had died, we had a small funeral and placed him in the garden with Frank(our first oscar). Next our Albino oscar got sick, we finally put the poor bastard out of his misery . We researched to find the most humane way to "kill" a fish. Apparantly placing a fish in pure alcohol will kill it instantly.....what a way to go. So two 26ers of vodka(remember he is a damn big fish) and he then joined his friends in the garden.

Now poor Turk is all alone, maybe a little depressed. Since they don't make prozac for fish we thought, hey, nothing like a little live food to cheer him up!!!Now I know I already used this picture in another blog, but whatever it's cool!!

Now where was I........oh ya live food. Well he ate a few fish, so we put in a few more, he didn't eat those ones?? we couldn't figure out why? Those 3 fish stayed in there for a week, I actually had to feed them! So we figured that he was lonely and wanted company...............


Captain Dumbass said...

Bwah ha ha ha haaaaa! I'd use that fish head for more posts. He'd be great to bounce ideas off.

"Hey, feeder fish. Do you think I should use this pic or this one for today's post?"

"What the fuck do I care!? I'm just a head, goddamn you!"

Just an idea.

Kat said...

You can't make friends with your dinner, it just makes it harder to eat them.

Irish Gumbo said...

"Lonely? Or hungry?. Lonely? Or hungry?. Lonely? Or hungry?. Lonely? Or hungry?."


"Damn. Lonely again. sigh."

Momma Trish said...

Came over from Us & Them. Great pics! Sorry your fish is apparently lonely again. Didn't you teach him not to play with his food? ;)

Mama Dawg said...

He just had a funny look about him and he had to get rid of the enemy as effeciently as possible.

wendy said...

...a fish that drank itself to death... now there's a story. (ok, just muddle the vodka thing and make up the rest...)

jerlyn said...

Turk needs a friend, one he can't fit in his mouth!
great blog

SSP said...

now that is comedy...no, wait, it is a tragedy...no I really laughed. but then I feel like I ought to cry. dammit, what do you want from me??

Lol...my verification word is "eurbodi" - your fish head wants my body!!