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CHAPTER ONE MIDNIGHT BUTT RALLY

A boy wakes up in the middle of the night to see his butt perched on the window sill, then his butt takes off to cause mayham! But this is not the first time, it seems lately Zacks butt has been taking off on a regular basis (Don't ya just hate when that happens?) Now he is a disturbing paragraph from page 7. And then he saw it. It was a butt. But not just any butt. It was small pink and strangely familiar. It was his butt. He watched as his butt made it's way through the crowd. As it passed, the other butts would reach out and try to touch it like it was some kind of celebrity. I would go on but (ha ha) it just gets more and more disturbing when I saw the word crapalanche I new I has to stop!!